I've been using this sparingly for a few years, but am now of the opinion that it should be spread far and wide.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the FAIL-plex, denoted as FAIL^FAIL.
What is a FAIL-plex, you ask? It is the ultimate in FAIL, both in quantity and quality. It could be called "ultra-FAIL" as well. It is infinite amounts of the most intense FAIL possible in this, or any other, universe.
Ultra-FAIL used to be an uncommon phenomenon, but with the dawning of the "modern" age (makes one wonder what "modern" actually means) it has become ever more prevalent, now to the point that it threatens to become the new normal.
In times past, deeds that qualified as a FAIL-plex were usually of a self-correcting sort. That is, those who engaged in such acts usually did not live long enough to tell the tale. Today, however, the vast infrastructural web now protects most people from the fate that Darwin's theories would dictate: extinction from the gene pool. It shall be interesting to see where this all leads, ultimately speaking, and for how long we as a species shall be able to maintain the conditions that allow the individual to indulge in such acts without suffering the natural and rationally expected consequences.
This growing rate of the instances of the FAIL-plex has behooved me to introduce the world to this heretofore obscure term. Where an interface will allow it, the superscripted "FAIL" should be entered as such, but where that is not possible, "FAIL^FAIL" will be acceptable.
Consider this part of my bequeath to humanity.
As always, please accept my best wishes. Methinks we are going to need them.